The List of Everything

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As proud as I am to share this list with you dear readers, I’d be remiss in not thanking Sheldon Kroitenberg and his wife Carol for assisting in this most important project. Without their dedication, their passion and their talent, there is no way I could have accomplished anything nearly this ambitious. In the words of legendary Zionist, Theodore Herzl: “If you will it, it is no dream.”

Note: While our research has been exhaustive, we realize that it’s possible (though unlikely) we’ve missed something. Please bring any omissions to our attention — but only after reading through this list carefully.

The List of Everything:

Sun
Moon
Sand
Dust
Breast Milk
Leopard tortoise
Grape nuts
Burl Ives
Stars
Sky
Shoes
Skinny fingers
Bananas
Banana peels
Chicken bones
Chicken tenders
Footsteps on stairs
Rain
Puddles
Oceans
Lakes
Rivers
Chicken soup
Flags
Guns
Ramsey Lewis
Cars
Trucks
Ants
Wheat germ
Babies
Wheels chairs
Liverwurst
Balls
Beads

and

Jicama

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